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Chad Alva

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  • Sex: Total dude all the way
  • Age: 25
  • Height: 5 feet and 10 inches
  • Sign: Capricorn
  • Location: Los Angeles
  • Occupation: Jobs related to penises and vaginas
  • Ink/Metal: I got these sleeves, man
  • Scars/Birthmarks: Being Scandinavian comes along with lots of birthmarks
  • Music: Goblin, The Knife, Fever Ray, The Faint, Ladytron, Peaches, Air, Portishead, Uriah Heep, M83, Cave In, Jesu, Gary Numan & Tubeway Army, Tangerine Dream, Tegan & Sara, Of Montreal, Mew, Queen, Yes, Azure Ray, Fischerspooner, Deerhunter, Animal Collective, American Nightmare, Aeon, Darkane, Decapitated, Meshuggah, Cult of Luna
  • TV: Tim & Eric, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Twin Peaks, South Park
  • Movies: Altered States, Boogie Nights, Wild At Heart, Repulsion, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Gummo, Who Flung Poo, Trailer Town, Fantastic Planet, Requiem For A Dream, Kill Bill, Jacob's Ladder, Irreversible, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Suspiria, Deep Red, The Beyond, City of the Living Dead, Scanners, Shivers, Mulholland Drive
  • Videogames: I will list my favorites of all time: Earthbound, Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Castlevania IV, Contra 1-3, Punch-Out and Super Punch Out, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VII, Silent Hill 1 & 2, Resident Evil 1 & 4, Super Metroid, Suikoden, Ninja Gaiden 1 & 2, Metal Gear Solid, Tomb Raider, Mortal Kombat Trilogy, Soul Blade/Calibur, Katamari Damacy
  • Food: Lots of meat. Anything except olives. I fucking hate olives.
  • Books: I dont read...I write
  • Hobbies: Writing, editing, filming, jamming, drinking, fucking
  • Best Time: On camera
  • Fantasy: To throatfuck a hot mermaid
  • Fave Position: I know this one is a shocker, but... MISSIONARY!
  • Masturbation Material: The internet
  • I Have a Crush on: Pretty much everyone.
  • Perfect Match: Hippie at heart, hot slut on the outside
  • Drink: Yes. Fill my glass up. Whiskey. Rum. Tequila. Gin. Jagermeister. Put it in my fucking glass.
  • Smoke: You can, but not me
  • Bad Habits: Being too nice, overanalyzing everything, hot dogs
  • Where I Hang Out: The cosmos, preferably
  • Favorite Burning Angel: Kleio, Krysta Kaos, Jane, Skin, Maureen, Riley Mason, Andy San Dimas, Joanna
  • Why I am a Burning Angel: Because James & Joanna let me be
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Riley Mason In Busy Bee Gets Sticky
12.23.10 08:12 AM
Riley - come back!!!!!!! :-(
Give Me a D! Give Me a P!
11.29.10 07:21 AM
I am a sucker for Shay. She's fucking hot.
New Black Lingerie
08.27.10 09:26 PM
It's painful for me as a man to look at naked pictures of Jane. She's just too perfect - anything other than actually having sex with her is frustrating.
Wood Panel Princess
08.15.10 08:34 PM
I don't know what "manye" is thinking - these tits are fucking great!!!
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