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Larry the Cucumber.
11.23.10 09:45 PM

 

I used to have a childrens toy of Larry the cucumber. It looked amazingly like a giant cock with eyes. When you pressed a button, it wiggled around in a manor not unlike a Japanese sex toy and sang this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm7r8RHfzeM

The first time I ever saw Veggie Tales, it sent me into demonic convulsions.

That is all.

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11.27.10 03:46 PM   @Azrael
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11.27.10 03:45 PM   @Ransom
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because fundamentalist christian vegetables have strange puritanical values.
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11.27.10 03:44 PM   @cutnpasteartist
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it put me into demonic convulsions. what ISN'T horribly impure about that? ;p
Ransom
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11.24.10 01:41 PM  
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hahaha, and yes, i did watch that entire video and I can't help but wonder why all of the naked vegetables were so embarrassed by to see a cucumber in a towel! at least HE had some decency...maybe not for you though ;)
Ransom
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11.24.10 01:41 PM  
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hahaha, and yes, i did watch that entire video and I can't help but wonder why all of the naked vegetables were so embarrassed by to see a cucumber in a towel! at least HE had some decency...maybe not for you though ;)
cutnpasteartist
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11.24.10 09:19 AM  
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Awww I was hoping to hear that you used the cucumber for horribly impure things or something
cutnpasteartist
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11.24.10 09:19 AM  
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Awww I was hoping to hear that you used the cucumber for horribly impure things or something
Azrael
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11.23.10 09:51 PM  
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yessssssssss
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11.23.10 09:51 PM  
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yessssssssss
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